why aren’t there synonyms for “me”
because there’s no one else like you
that was surprisingly adorable
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[i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas plays at full volume]
someone in a public toilet confronted me whilst i was peeing to say they had seen this photo on the internet](http://24.media.tumblr.com/7edd1fe287c158839c7b3b1dd57cee55/tumblr_mmec3kN5pu1qao2rto1_500.jpg)
[i gotta feeling by the black eyed peas plays at full volume]
someone in a public toilet confronted me whilst i was peeing to say they had seen this photo on the internet
i don’t know what to tell you
other than the fact that a giraffe’s
heart weighs 22 pounds and that
somebody once told me when
flies fall in love, their entire brain
is rewired to only know loving each
other. when one of them dies, their
memory becomes blank. i hope you
never think about anything as much
as i think about waking up next to
you during a windstorm at 5 am.
my friend gave me a bouquet of chicken mcnuggets for valentines day
this is how you woo a lady
go
yesPeople saying “you only blog for attention” like alright you got me but what the frick are you blogging for? the great starting salary and dental plan?? ? ?
I was just explaining to my friends how bald eagles are like pigeons in Alaska.
Freedom truck
