seedy:

awkward eye contact with people in the car next to yours at a red light 

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bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

fuqyourlies:

reasonswhydansafail:

sleepingartist:

urbancatfitters:

if i ever start a band i’m going to name it “music” and then it will be literally impossible to find any of our songs on the internet

the first album : “Unknown album”

the hit single: “track 1”

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Some people wanna watch the world burn

hollowedbottles:

Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”

Me: I was watching something important 

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