yourehidingfrommenow:

domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

you will never know which of these two statements reign true for people who reblogs this and that bothers me

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

xiggymatsu:

it’s all in the joints

baby: d-d-d-d
dad: daddy?
baby: destroy capitalism
karl marx: nice

hate:

cool:

hate is only cool if ur talking about tumblr user hate

hey thats me

santa:

frickin:

christmas list:

  1. a relationship

i have some bad news for you son

mentally-illectric:

things i needed to hear in health class:

  • puberty might make you squishier and its ok
  • vaginas have a smell and it’s a ok
  • all kinds of people with all kinds of bodies have gr8 sex
  • genitals do not all look the same and variety is rad
  • people have stretch marks sometimes
  • people have pimples on their butts sometimes
  • people have cellulite sometimes
  • gender =/= sex
  • sex =/= scary danger FEAR
  • bodies aren’t scary or gross or sacred 
  • everything is ok

joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

image

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

impalagotdabooty:

this is my favorite thing

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